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thetallesthobbit:

A lot of people are posting about Five Nights at Freddy’s but I think we’re all missing the most fucked up part of this God Forsaken game.  

For 5 nights of work, six hours each, with a job description that basically amounts to “Don’t die at the hands of a bunch of deranged Chuck E Cheese character knock offs” 

They pay you $120

For the most stressful, life-threatening 30 hours of your life

They pay you one hundred and twenty dollars

You are making four dollars an hour

ericscissorhands:

2econdp2iioniic:

missmaialibre:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

Vin Diesel made you fall in love with a character who said 4 words. The CGI brought his words to visual life, but they’d be meaningless without his amazing command of voice. 

Basically vin Diesel had the challenge of:
"OK, this is the message you’re trying to convey"
"Alright"
"But you can only ONLY say I am Groot”

Because every time Groot says “I am Groot” he means something and vin Diesel had to convey that message as best he could with only those 3 words through inflection, emphasis, and emotion.

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Sarah Rae Vargas! I follow her on YouTube. 

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

surprisebitch:

one of the best father and son themed movies out there

yiq:

hi fucker

venitaspeaks:

dawntreadermg:

venitaspeaks:

nineprotons:

zace333:

memewhore:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.

I fucking hated when people said this.

Ugh I got so sick of this when I was a cashier.

When I worked for Gamestop, we had the empty cases on the sales floor for display purposes and one guy came up to me saying that it was free because the box was unsealed. I kindly corrected him that he was wrong, but he kept going on about how it was wrong to make someone buy a sealed copy when this one was open and he was allowed to have it for free because it was his right.

????

He tried to reason with me for a good 30 minutes before my boss came in from the back room to tell him to leave, lol.

I think I have as many crazy ass Gamestop stories as I do GEICO claims department stories, lol.

I have some crazy-ass Gamestop stories, but that takes the cake. I completely, totally understand the wariness about display copies being sold as new. Especially if your Gamestop’s employees are skeezy and abuse the check-out practice with new games. But free? Nah son.

That was actually one of the more tame stories I have working at Gamestop.

Here, let me tell you another story.

One day, I was working with the store manager. It was one of those slow days, but we had a couple in the store shopping for a DS to give their daughter. Well, while he was helping the couple out, I was hanging out at the desk cleaning systems and doing some busy work.

This guy walked in with bags of games to trade in. No big deal and I am definitely not someone to judge anyone by their looks, but he had such a horrid odor to him and appeared like he hadn’t bathed in at least a week. However, I was still super polite to him and he was pretty friendly back, but slightly clueless. When I took the bags of games he had, I felt this weird grim on the plastic. I just brushed it off because I knew once he was done, I could go wash my hands and bathe them in sanitizer later.

I kept pretty idle conversation with him to keep him entertained and because I like to talk to people, but half through the bag, I started to notice some of the packaging had damage to them. Which is no big deal for Gamestop because we can just get empty boxes and print out box art to replace it.

suddenly, he stopped me as I picked up one that had some extreme water damage to it. He laughed a bit and I found it odd because he said something along the lines like ‘oh sorry for that mess and the others’. I looked at him and just replied that it was okay, no big deal.

By this time, the couple and my manager were at the counter checking out and this dude decides to inform me in front of everyone that he was house sitting for his aunt, made her cats mad, and all the cats pissed on most of the boxes. He grinned at me like it was suppose to be funny and I just dropped the box I was holding.

I can’t tell you how fucking disgusting it was to be told that and for him to stand there while I process these games knowing good and well some animals peed on them. How fucking unreal it was.

My manager was totally behind me when I canceled the trade and gave him back all his games. We made him leave and banned him from being able to come back into the stores within the city because of that incident.

UGH.

IS IT BAD I ASSUMED IT WAS GOING TO BE HIS CUM?

venitaspeaks:

dawntreadermg:

venitaspeaks:

nineprotons:

zace333:

memewhore:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.

I fucking hated when people said this.

Ugh I got so sick of this when I was a cashier.

When I worked for Gamestop, we had the empty cases on the sales floor for display purposes and one guy came up to me saying that it was free because the box was unsealed. I kindly corrected him that he was wrong, but he kept going on about how it was wrong to make someone buy a sealed copy when this one was open and he was allowed to have it for free because it was his right.

????

He tried to reason with me for a good 30 minutes before my boss came in from the back room to tell him to leave, lol.

I think I have as many crazy ass Gamestop stories as I do GEICO claims department stories, lol.

I have some crazy-ass Gamestop stories, but that takes the cake. I completely, totally understand the wariness about display copies being sold as new. Especially if your Gamestop’s employees are skeezy and abuse the check-out practice with new games. But free? Nah son.

That was actually one of the more tame stories I have working at Gamestop.

Here, let me tell you another story.

One day, I was working with the store manager. It was one of those slow days, but we had a couple in the store shopping for a DS to give their daughter. Well, while he was helping the couple out, I was hanging out at the desk cleaning systems and doing some busy work.

This guy walked in with bags of games to trade in. No big deal and I am definitely not someone to judge anyone by their looks, but he had such a horrid odor to him and appeared like he hadn’t bathed in at least a week. However, I was still super polite to him and he was pretty friendly back, but slightly clueless. When I took the bags of games he had, I felt this weird grim on the plastic. I just brushed it off because I knew once he was done, I could go wash my hands and bathe them in sanitizer later.

I kept pretty idle conversation with him to keep him entertained and because I like to talk to people, but half through the bag, I started to notice some of the packaging had damage to them. Which is no big deal for Gamestop because we can just get empty boxes and print out box art to replace it.

suddenly, he stopped me as I picked up one that had some extreme water damage to it. He laughed a bit and I found it odd because he said something along the lines like ‘oh sorry for that mess and the others’. I looked at him and just replied that it was okay, no big deal.

By this time, the couple and my manager were at the counter checking out and this dude decides to inform me in front of everyone that he was house sitting for his aunt, made her cats mad, and all the cats pissed on most of the boxes. He grinned at me like it was suppose to be funny and I just dropped the box I was holding.

I can’t tell you how fucking disgusting it was to be told that and for him to stand there while I process these games knowing good and well some animals peed on them. How fucking unreal it was.

My manager was totally behind me when I canceled the trade and gave him back all his games. We made him leave and banned him from being able to come back into the stores within the city because of that incident.

UGH.

phunderplonics:

They mad.

phunderplonics:

They mad.

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER